My son, Simon’s verson of Humpty Dumpty as heard five minutes ago:
“Humpty dumpty sat on the wall!
Humpty dumpty sat on the wall!
Humpty dumpty sat on the wall!
… this isn’t going to be good.”
I am trying to be more health and heart conscious, so I have been buying better snacks like Baked Cheetos and turkey pepperoni.
Some people would find this more difficult to edit their diets. I mean they don’t exactly make diet crisco.
However now I find my Baked Cheetos taste best around 4:20.
So driving back towards home yesterday with my dad in a huge and empty U-Haul, we pass by a tatoo parlor called Inflictions Tatoos. Seriously? Get a lot of foot traffic in with that name do ya?
I dunno, just seems like a bad choice of name. I wouldn’t go get something perced at Stigmata Piercings. I surely wouldn’t be first in the door to Nazi Family Dentistry. Ebola Health Clinic and Kidde Porn Day Care are not top of my list either.
Just saying is all.
So I find out that Countrywide is soon to be Bank of America!? Or was that email some phishing scam? I mean jeeze guys give me at least one month without change.
Right now I am waiting on WAMU to convert to Chase. Now Countrywide is going to bank of america…. when’s it going to end? When Amway is the only company?
Kidding…kidding. Relax.
